January 21st, 2010 by Cy

I’ve been trying to maintain that 2010 would be a W00t-o’licious year for me. I started mandating in my mind that it would be Woot-o’licious somewhere in November of the previous year. 2009 was a bear. 2010 had to be better.

The photograph you see to the side was taken by me in January 2010 during the Sub-Zero winter blast we had here in Kansas City, MO. It was taken on the front porch of the J3P house – where I live.

I call this house the J3P house simply because that is what it is. 3 men own this house. J#1 (@MrLongestPenisNameEvar), J#2 (@TheHufford), and P (@TheWocket) are the homes owners. J#3 (@EvilCutie) is the girlfriend/mate of J#2.

If you take the 3 J’s of the three real life names and add them with the P real life name, you come up with The J3P House. Or as I affectionately call it, The House of Men.

Living at the J3P house has been good for me health wise. And as I battle onward for healthy control over my body, I mentally geared up for this to be the Woot-o’licious year.

Some people have questioned my stay in Kansas City, MO. There are some who actually think my being back ‘where you belong’ would be better for me. Some people question whether or not I am wise to be at The J3P House at all…… but mother nature, in all her glory showed me that in fact…….. The J3P house is exactly where I need to be…… I mean look, she even provided me photgraphic proof.

A Sub-Zero, Snow Schlong!!!

Now before you start sending me hatemail, telling me that the above photographed Sub-Zero Snow Schlong is not, in fact; made of snow – but ice….. I know that!! obviously it is made of ice! Duh!!  But I dare you to be brave enough to actually say the words: “Sub-Zero Snow Schlong” aloud.   Go on…………… I’ll wait!

SEE!!!!  Saying “Sub-Zero Snow Schlong” is far superior to saying ‘Sub-zero ice schlong’, isn’t it???

Oh yeah, it is!

I wanted a picture with the menfolk of the J3P house and the Sub-Zero Snow Schlong together, but their Sexy Hawtness would have melted the Sub-Zero, Snow Schlong….. so alas, we only have a shot of The Sub-Zero, Snow Schlong itself.

Now I don’t know about you folks, but I tend to be a nature girl. When mother nature talks, I listen to the best of my abilities. And when Mother Nature provides you a Sub-Zero, Snow Schlong at The J3P House of Men…………. it’s a sign!!!  It means that 2010 really *IS* going to be a Woot-o’licious year!

I mean after all, you simply can not argue with a Sub-Zero Snow Schlong —- can you?

2010 is Woot-O’licious!

Why Not – Right?

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